EXTRA! EXTRA! ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE COMMENT
- Mom: I have to put together an Earthquake Emergency Preparedness Plan.
- Me: That sounds complicated.
- Mom: I think I'm going to call [Engineering Organization] and see if they have a template.
- Me: Make sure to ask if they have something for the coming robot invasion.
- Mom: I'm not asking them about a Robot Invasion Emergency Plan
- Me: Why not? A robot invasion seems just as likely as an earthquake up here.
