January 2010
15 posts
Oops.
I forgot to turn the heater off in my dorm before I left (or when I came by again to grab stuff over the break). The room was so hot that regular staples that should not go bad in any way, like the shampoo and moisturizer, separated. It got so hot the water in the bottles/tubes evaporated and condensed on top of the heavier liquids. In the tube of one of the thicker moisturizers there’s a...
First person Tetris. →
inevitablefragments:
whoa
Trippy.
May I not live to regret this: Formspring! →
You know what to do (if you want).
Responding to unfair question posed by former GF
Former-GF: “Hey! So is it weird that I remember that you asked me out two years ago today?”
Brother: “Nice coincidence, however that phase of our friendship is like Hitler and a pineapple: It just doesn’t fit.” **
Or! “It’s like a vaccuum, it sucked.”
Or! “Like the dodo bird: it died out.”
Or! “Like Hiroshima: it bombed.”
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