December 2009
23 posts
Once upon an X-Box Live PVP
I was just downstairs talking to my brother while he played an online session of Call of Duty (2? 3? 3.14?).  I overheard the following when I moved into the kitchen. Brother: “…No, I was talking to my sister.” … “Yeah, known her all my 21 years.” … “She’s 4 years older.” [Sounds of fragging and dying] “Dude, I can’t answer...
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You know you're a nerd when you're disappointed...
Penny and Beverly (Leonard’s Mom) are doing shots at a bar in episode 3x11, “The Maternal Congruence,” of The Big Bang Theory. Penny: Now this time try drinking it all at once. Beverly: *does shot* Ah! Yikes! Penny: I’ve been responsible for my own buzz since 2003. *calls to the bartender* Another round for me and my homegirl! Beverly: I feel a spreading warmth through...
Dec 18th
ListenFinals Music! >:D
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In the spirit of giving: putting a tithe out in...
A follow-up to my earlier post. Modest Needs - They offer one-time grants to people who are faced with short-term emergency expenses.  I like that the money will be put to immediate use. Ali Forney Center - They offer housing and vocational training to LGBT homeless youth, and they’re local.  I like that their donation page spells out what they need/want in terms of donations. Meals on...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
What are good charities to donate to this holiday...
I’m going home for Christmas and my folks will want us all to go to church (Roman Catholic). I protest, but it never goes over well. This year I will ask that all money that would go to the church be given to the charity of my choice in return for my attendance at mass. I need some nice “gay-commie-pinko-liberal” good works groups that could use some money this holiday season. ?
Dec 15th
“I was at a train station, between platforms 9 and 10. On one of the columns,...”
– FAVE COMMENT … “PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO RUN THROUGH… UNLESS YOU DON’T WANT TO BE LATE FOR YOUR FIRST DAY OF WIZARDING SCHOOL!!” - LURKER
Dec 13th
“When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila”
Dec 13th
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“Getting excited about ski season starting, I told my husband, “It’s almost time...”
– Now-a-days they’re parabolic (which is easier on your knees.  No really.). :D [via: IMMD.]
Dec 13th
WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: First official teaser trailer for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, Jon Turteltaub’s live-action reimagining of Disney’s Fantasia. The film, which is essentially a front for a two-hour long home movie of Nicolas Cage making unwanted advances of a sexual nature toward your childhood, will hit theaters July 16, 2010. [via.] This looked cool until the actors...
Dec 10th
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“(518): You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.”
– It’s the NHL and Bravo, but close enough. [via: txts frm lst nite (a word to the wise, don’t read the comments)]
Dec 5th
Looking for a colony of 5's - a theory about...
I’m a 1, and unabashedly so. I see it as my evolutionary prerogative to minimize work for myself and my fellow humans. I even dare to go so far as to use and recommend assistive technologies that make living even easier. I read porn, own three vibrators (one was free!), and like long walks on the beach for anyone out there who is interested. I love beer. Drinking beer. Shopping for beer....
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My note book brings all the boys to the yard... (I...
Hey out there! What do you think the going rate for grad school level healthcare notes? Quality ranges from fair to very good. ?
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